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Name:    moe butthead (from new york, south america)
Home Page:    beavis and butthead
email:    po564
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Friday, May 14, 1999 at 12:31:50 (PDT)
Comment:    please add this to web page.

um... why?

Name:    judy (from whitney, tx)
Home Page:    Judy
email:    Puddals@aol.com
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Friday, May 14, 1999 at 10:33:11 (PDT)
Comment:    great site

Thanks Judy! (I think.)
(I wonder if Judy has any single friends.)

Name:    Gav (from Hull, UK)
Home Page:    free email@fucked.co.uk
email:    gav@fucked.co.uk
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Saturday, May 01, 1999 at 08:38:51 (PDT)
Comment:    Yeh, yeh.... essay.... Great site! =)

Yeh... heh heh... K00L... heh heh... duuuuuuude

Name:    shkeleton (from hmmm...these fields aren't validated, are they?)
Home Page:    bones ::crunch:: ::crack::
email:    skeleton@yourcloset.com
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 06:37:15 (PDT)
Comment:    you remind more of rabbit than eeyore...but seriously, wouldn't it be neat if eeyore ran for president this year? or if he ingested prozac on a regular basis? has eeyore ever been laid? there needs to be an eeyore faq...wtf...EEEAAAH!!!

Eeyore is our HERO! Rabbit is forgetful, and thinks without thinking. He's also a big family man... with tons of Friends and Relations.

Name:    Krillbot
Home Page:     
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Tuesday, April 27, 1999 at 16:45:41 (PDT)
"Xibo, come join us."
"You will have everlasting peace."
"Free your mind and embrace tubbyhood."
"You will be one with the Great Tubby."
"Do not resist, you will only feel pain."
"Give up your worldly possesions."
"Here, have some custard."


(the horror... the horror...)

(see also Telebubby Fun Land)

Name:    Krillbot
Home Page:     
Reference:    XIBO.COM sprayed on a wall
Date:    Tuesday, April 27, 1999 at 12:19:32 (PDT)
Comment:    Once upon a time, there was a cow. The cow loved to wander the hillsides and explore the valleys. He ate grass all day and enjoyed the warm breezes of summer and the cool nights of winter. He was a happy cow. In his fourth year, he discovered he wasn't a cow, but a bull actually. He made sweet love to many fine lady cows and sired many healthy calves. The calves grew up to roam the same fields that he did, and he was pleased to share with them the bounty of grass and warm breezes.

One night, while the cow was sleeping, he a vision came to him in a dream. In his dream he was flying over the fields like a bird, weightless and free. Gravity had no effect on him, for he was free of the Earth and on his way to heaven. When he awoke, he knew that he had led a good life, for a cow, and no longer worried that he would be punised in the afterlife.

He joined the religious hierarchy of the herd, to spread his dream of heaven to the others. Other cows felt the same calling and joined his spiritual movement to free the cows of guilt and shame. All across the plains, cows everywhere became free spirits and built a new order of religious thinking that would last for millenia, forming the cornerstone of their civilization.

The End.

PS: Filet mignon is yummy!


Oh mah GAWD You finally got her PREGNANT, didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?!!

Name:    Bob Broilo (from Socorro, NM)
Home Page:     
email:    bob@nmt.edu
Reference:    Other
Date:    Sunday, April 25, 1999 at 07:49:39 (PDT)
Comment:    Well well well Sean Coates is still kickin'. Dave Dogruel crashed on my floor recently and turned me on to this site.

Oh mah GAWD I can't believe you're still at Tech. A degree is supposed to take FOUR years, that's 4, not FOURTEEN!!

Name:    dan bloom (from taiwan)
Home Page:     
email:    danbloom@reporters.net
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Wednesday, April 21, 1999 at 05:30:21 (PDT)
Comment:    are you connect to the colorado shootings deaths? replay to danbloom@reporters.net

Get the fuck outta here!

Those guys were just kids. And they fucked it all up, too. You'd think with all the firepower & resources they had, if they had more than half a clue, they would have been able to kill a LOT more people.

Name:    Tamika Phillips (from Guildhall, VT)
Home Page:    Eeyore_4ever
email:    eeyore_4ever@hotmail.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Saturday, April 17, 1999 at 12:36:03 (PDT)
Comment:    I can see what I can do It depends on what you are looking for and what qualifactions the person should have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well she should be in or near NYC, smart, successful, truthful, honest, believe in justice, capitalist, but most importantly, be interested in *ME*.

(Maybe I should date a cop!)

Name:    meadow (from whitefield, NH)
Home Page:    none
email:    Meadowd@hotmail.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 10:03:27 (PDT)

A thousand sighs and unheard moans of desperation for Eeyore!

Name:    Tamika Phillips (from Guildhall, Vermont)
Home Page:    eeyore_4ever
email:    eeyore_4ever@hotmail.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 09:17:51 (PDT)
Comment:    I really like your sight I think it is way out there. I just got my web sight and I am working on getting pictures on it right know. I was wondering if you could email me any sugesstions. My homepage is totally bare right know but I am hoping to get it up a nd running!!!!!! so if you could be any help please!!!!!!!!

Tell ya what, you help find me a new girlfriend, I'll help you with your web page. What a deal.

Name:    this page sucks you have been visited by the class A hackers have a nice day (from srth, rthfj)
Home Page:    srtghdfjhd
email:    eakrjbgndsbgh
Reference:    XIBO.COM sprayed on a wall
Date:    Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 04:58:44 (PST)
Comment:    xfnxfbnbnvbn

I don't get it... everything is logged, everything can be traced. The 'net is not near as anonymous as some of you kids may believe... oh well... sooner or later you'll end up in a prison cell with a big fat 400-pound AIDS-ridden cellmate whose favorite hobby is fucking you up the ass until you bleed all over everything. "class A" INDEED, ha!

Name:    Dwaine Witana (from Auckland, New Zealand)
Home Page:    The Way
email:    dwitana@hotmail.com
Reference:    (EVIL!)Mud sign
Date:    Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 04:35:39 (PST)
Comment:    I think so far your site Rocks. Could do with more graphics. Music is cool.

More graphics he says. Yeah, you're probably right. I should add more graphics. After all, if I can surf at 640kbps now, pretty soon everyone else will, too. Hell, I need streaming audio and video as well! In 3D!

Name:    sherry (from n/a, usa)
Home Page:    n/a
email:    pixiechic342hotmail.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 19:26:17 (PST)
Comment:    love the page!

Thanks, it was delicious. Tell your girlfriends.

Especially the ones in NYC.

Name:    karen (from schwenksville, penna)
Home Page:     
email:    eeyore840@excite.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 12:56:41 (PST)
Comment:    i love the fact that you choose eeyore as your mascot. i feel that eeyore is often overlooked. i'm have been on a search for other eeyore lovers such as yourself. i know that there are more of us out there. keep your chin up and your tail on.

Eeyore is very, very important. Anyone who doesn't realize this has got to be pretty dense. But then, there's a lot of people out there who Just Don't Get It.

Name:    Stu Ped (from CA, Of Domination)
Home Page:    www.hotbot.com
email:    me@here.com
Reference:    XIBO.COM sprayed on a wall
Date:    Monday, March 01, 1999 at 18:58:53 (PST)


Name:    Lesley (from MN)
Home Page:     
email:    bunni_girl9@hotmail.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Monday, March 01, 1999 at 07:08:59 (PST)
Comment:    Bunnies are so kewt I love them.
Reply:    Yep, it's a little-known fact that the Xibological Perimeter is among the TOP 10 WEBSITES for bunnies in the WORLD.

Name:    Josette (from lovely downtown lafayette, indiana)
Home Page:    Josette's personal HELL! v3.0 alpha 1
email:    tankgirl@dcwi.com
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Thursday, February 18, 1999 at 17:41:26 (PST)
Comment:    shit is gonna get fucked up!
Reply:    Like what? What's gonna change? Is anything gonna change? Does anything really matter???

¿Donde esta la puta?

Name:    Kowchip (from Somewhere, California)
Home Page:     
email:    Kowchip@hotmail.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Sunday, February 14, 1999 at 14:29:51 (PST)
Comment:    I found your site by looking for Eeyore. I love Eeyore. I really like your photos and the story of him. Eeyore is the best little grey donkey!
Reply:    Eeyore is the most inspiring Disney character. When I visited Disneyland, I had the lucky honor of parking in Eeyore's row.

Name:    you are not allowed to have a guest book
Home Page:     
email:    mikey@ontek.com
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Tuesday, January 19, 1999 at 16:57:28 (PST)
Comment:    /* comment */
Reply:    wise-ass!

Name:    Luann (from Missouri)
Home Page:    We are Us
email:    hakanson@clnet.net
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 17:24:44 (PST)
Comment:    The website is very nice.. I have enjoyed looking at the pics,and other things..The baby is adorable.. You are invited to visit my site and sign my guest b
Reply:    Actually Pixel's an adult cat now... he just acts like a baby.

Name:    Goosezilla (from AZ, us of a)
Home Page:    TANGRALA
email:    goosezilla@yahoo.com
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Thursday, January 14, 1999 at 14:41:53 (PST)
Comment:    Oh my...I think I just stepped in something. Well lookit that! Its a page that definately does not suck! Kickin page actually! Tip top and all that! And all who would be asked to agree must reply indubidably!

Reply:    Thanks. I try. After all, it's not every day I get to be creative.

Name:    Ernie Sanguian (from NY, NY)
Home Page:     
email:    es@toolboy.com
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Monday, January 11, 1999 at 20:30:57 (PST)
Comment:    Xibo, don't take this wrong, but after reading a little bit of your website, I'm going to make a couple guesses as to your personality. I have only seen the front page and your movie favs 1. You use the word "bizarre" a lot. 2. You haven;t had sex in a long, long time. 3. Your parents (maybe only a mother raised) never let you ride a bicycle without a helmet on 4. You think that spock is "funny" 5. X-files is the coolest show in years 6. You smoke
Reply:    Learn to use the <br> tag, LOSER!

1. You're fuckin' bizarre.
2. That's right... anytime longer five minutes is a long, long time.
3. We couldn't afford helmets back then. Hell, I had to steal the bike.
4. Dr. Spock? I hate kids. Get off my web page, you breeder!
5. Haven't seen it.
6. You should smoke too-- two cigarettes at once makes you look extra "KOOL". And remember kids, the more you smoke, the more I profit, being a stockholder.

Name:    Mr. Krill (from Silverado, CA)
Home Page:    krillions of krillish krill krilled krilltown
email:    krill@krill.krill
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Wednesday, January 06, 1999 at 09:28:02 (PST)
Comment:    Check out:
they rip on those simpleminded motivational posters "courage" "strength" etc and instead have posters for "apathy" and "failure." Someone is actually making money on negativity! I love America!
Reply:    It's a damn shame they don't have an associate program so I can get coins for referrals. *sigh*

Click HERE to buy a book about t e c h n o s c i e n t i f i c ANGST. thankyew!

Name:    gloome (from valhal, depression)
Home Page:     
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Friday, January 01, 1999 at 14:48:04 (PST)
Comment:    I have been awake since 8:00pm yesterday! Happy fucking new year. Join the o.i.c. today!!!!!
Reply:    And so, another fucked-up crappy year bites the dust. 1998 really sucked the event horizon off of a black hole-- through a coffee stirrer! I don't know about you, but for me, it was nothing but Major Suckage. I went from living Happily Ever After to returning to the bleak sadness of Darkness, Doom, and Despair.

Name:    MortIciaN (from longview, tx)
Home Page:     
email:    windsor@texramp.net
Reference:    (EVIL!)Mud sign
Date:    Tuesday, December 15, 1998 at 15:06:06 (PST)
Comment:    I got lost
Reply:    You're not lost!

Turn around. Close your eyes. Touch your toes. Drink a six pack of beer. Go for a drive. Walk down a blind alley. Surf the net backwards. Call a wrong number and ask for someone in re-engineering, and pretend to be a recruiter. Listen to something relaly new. Witness acts you've never seen before. Go for a walk in the park. Pause. Stop. Lie down. Look up. Stare at things upside. Everything looks totally new and different from this perspective, try it. You can almost see something new, something worth living for, but you can't quite see it, and it's always just beyond your reach. Like and elusive brass ring that's not really there and not worth a penny anyway and yet you strive for it without knowing why. You meet people and wonder where they came from and what kind of fucked up world created them. Nothing makes sense and every good idea gets rejected and absurdities expand like a 2-hour Dilbert holiday special.

Okay, you are now lost.

Name:    MortIciaN (from longview, texas)
Home Page:     
email:    windsor@texramp.net
Reference:    (EVIL!)Mud sign
Date:    Tuesday, December 15, 1998 at 14:48:58 (PST)
Comment:    I need a place where I can just be myself
Reply:    It's very important to be yourself. To find your own element, a place where you don't have to act, you just have to be, just have to LIVE.

Carpe diem.

Name:    Krillmeister 2000 (from Silverado, CA)
Home Page:    A Man, A Plan, A Root Canal, Panavision!
email:    nospam@nowhere.yw
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Friday, December 11, 1998 at 17:06:30 (PST)
Comment:    The theme song from The Addams Family has been running through my head all week. It's really not bothering me too much, but I was hoping for some Brady Bunch or Gilligan's Island soon.

Hey, I'm unimpeachable!

Reply:    I've had Cindytalk's "Everybody is Christ" running through my head for the past year. I don't own the CD, and actually haven't heard the song in years, and the CD went out of print a long time ago. Thankfully it's being re-released in January or February so I can finally get it out of my system. If you've never heard it... you should.

Name:    Bascilio (from Pittsfield, MA)
Home Page:     
email:    holysanka@aol.com
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Thursday, December 10, 1998 at 15:36:27 (PST)
Comment:    Hmmm.... I noticed a slight error in the film review section... DARK CITY was released February 27, not in march.
Reply:    The dates listed in the movie section refer to when I saw the movie, not when it was released. So. Bite me.

Name:    Julie (from columbus, Ohio)
Home Page:     
email:    Eyors angl@aol.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Saturday, December 05, 1998 at 11:53:38 (PST)
Comment:    It was nice to see a section of "Eeyore has a Birthday" I also enjoyed the pictures. Eeyore is my favorite character.
Reply:    Eeyore is our mascot. He's our favorite Disney character. The wisdom of Eeyore is greater than anything else contributed to western philosophy. If Chung Li were around today, he would quote Eeyore.

Name:    BILL (from N.Y.C., N.Y.)
Home Page:     
email:    HEARSE59@aol.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Thursday, December 03, 1998 at 15:04:34 (PST)
Reply:    Oh, you didn't know? We come in SIX-PACS!

Name:    tim nolan (from nyc, usa)
Home Page:    / H0M3COMPUT3R
email:    nolant@gruntal.com
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Wednesday, December 02, 1998 at 07:17:25 (PST)
Comment:    fitter


more productive

like a cat

tied to

a stick

in winter.
Reply:    Tim that's mean, don't you go and get disgruntaled on me.

Name:    Janice Kibbe (from Springfield, MA)
Home Page:     
email:    jkibbe@map.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Sunday, November 29, 1998 at 13:43:02 (PST)
Comment:    I was looking up pictures of bones and skeletons for a 5th grade science unit. We are making a HyperStudio stack about bones. I would like permission to have the students add a few of your skeleton jokes in the stack. Janice Kibbe Science/Technology teacher Sumner Ave. School 45 Sumner Avenue Springfield, MA 01108
Reply:    You can use the jokes if you like, just please credit them to "Xibo"!

ya hear that America? XIBO.COM is one of the most popular sites amongst fifth graders! Let's hear it for FIFTH GRADE!!

Name:    Scot (from Atlanta, Georgia)
Home Page:    Scot and Melanie's Excellent Adventures
email:    SWLatour@aol.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Saturday, November 28, 1998 at 15:27:56 (PST)
Comment:    Scot and Melanie's Excellent Adventures
Reply:    Who dat?      da saints

Name:    Josette (from lafayette, IN)
Home Page:    Josette's personal HELL! v3.0 alpha 1
email:    tankgirl@dcwi.com
Reference:    XIBO.COM sprayed on a wall
Date:    Wednesday, November 18, 1998 at 22:53:08 (PST)
Comment:    i quit my job. i feel much better now. i met someone who's the same age as xibo was when i met him. i feel much better now. i hang out with republican who despise other republicans. i feel much better now.
Reply:    Well I guess it's okay to have fun with younger guys but just remember, there's no substitue for the real thing:


Name:    George Walters (from Cranford, NJ)
Home Page:    Kibologist from the past
email:    gwalters@superlink.net
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Wednesday, November 11, 1998 at 09:01:53 (PST)
Comment:    Plz, I am the great CORNHOLIO! This is George Walters, I used to Boze usenet as glass, or glass onion, from RPI... We used to chat a bit. Now you have my meail address, how's life? I switched from engineering to programming, and now I work in NYC, for Time New Media (www.pathfinder.com) Plz, let the slack begin!
Reply:    The Glass Onion is now in NEW YORK CITY! Yes! Dude, let's do lunch. I want a job at Pathfinder.

For those that don't know... according to the Evil Kibo, Glass is:


Name:    amber (from us)
Home Page:     
email:    adorepooh@prodigy.net
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Friday, November 06, 1998 at 12:26:40 (PST)
Comment:    Well to be honest i haven't even really looked at your web page yet i just clicked right on to the guest book. however i'm sure its just great.
Reply:    It's not just great. It's terrific! Wonderful! Simply amazing! It won the Nobel Web Prize in 2032 for most inspirational content!!!

Name:    christine dye (from jonesville, va)
Home Page:    depoopalapas
email:    redchic69@yahoo.com
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Friday, October 30, 1998 at 07:44:44 (PST)
Comment:    pppppppppoooooooooooopppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllaaaaaaapppppppaaaaaasssssssssss
Reply:    Hmmm. I hate to say this, but... that sounds like greek to me.

Name:    Julie (from Rolla, Missouri)
Home Page:     
email:    goofy11_@yahoo.com
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Tuesday, October 13, 1998 at 10:34:00 (PDT)
Comment:    OK!!!!
Reply:    Let's go!

Name:    _RosE_ from The Black Tower of Time (from Black Tower, Gor'li)
Home Page:    Welcome...
email:    _RosE_@idit.org
Reference:    (EVIL!)Mud sign
Date:    Sunday, October 04, 1998 at 14:59:56 (PDT)
Comment:    Circulum infinitae Mr. Xibo, Yust found your sit in the dark parts of the web dimension. We send you nice control greetings from the secret IDIT organisation. Master greetings _RosE_ from the Black Tower of Time
Reply:    Thanks for the CONTROL, it was delicious.

Name:    Uncle Slacky (from Plymouth, Unstable)
Home Page:    British Aerospace (search for TERPROM)
email:    robert.chambers@bae.co.uk
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Friday, October 02, 1998 at 00:12:29 (PDT)
Comment:    The Big 3-0 is on the way, ain't it, dude? Never mind, I'm only about 6 weeks behind you.....
Reply:    That's right, your favorite Lord of Angst is now thirtysomething, with all the next-level angst that entails. @wheee

Name:    Kelly (from Lamesa, TX)
Home Page:     
email:    ** CENSORED **
Reference:    Other
Date:    Saturday, September 19, 1998 at 17:51:32 (PDT)
Comment:    Being Xibo's mother, and being an antique, I will not analyze, I will just try to make sense of it all. I do love Xibo
Reply:    aw, mom!!

Name:    Josette (from lafayette, IN)
Home Page:    Josette's personal HELL!
email:    tankgirl@cioe.com
Reference:    bad dream
Date:    Tuesday, September 15, 1998 at 19:15:01 (PDT)
Comment:    my head hurts. am i infertile? this guy told me he 'wasn't really into penetration' but loves oral sex. what is the fucking point of informing the nation that the kids are into rimming the president? not having food in the house is okay, until you get hungry. bret easton ellis is obsessed with abortion.
Reply:    Are you infertile? Why would you want children anyway? What would you do if they started talking? What would you do if they started talking, about you? And then they started walking around, telling people things? See, you're better off just not having kids. Plus, you'll save a FORTUNE.

Name:    justcuriosny (from ny, ny)
Home Page:    i forgot
email:    boop15071@hotmail,com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Friday, August 21, 1998 at 19:40:39 (PDT)
Comment:    what are u talking about...... this is cool - i like the music - u should add some weird english techno crap music....
Reply:    There's music all over the site, but finding good midi files is not always easy. If you hear some good ones, please mail them to me!

Name:    kristina (from palmer, alaska)
Home Page:     
email:    eeyore_2@hotmail.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Thursday, August 20, 1998 at 14:47:47 (PDT)
Comment:    thanx for the pix and the music, be back soon, bye!
Reply:    You're Welcome! ...that'll be $37.50.

Name:    tuggles (from glenmora, la)
Home Page:     
email:    b.ballard@usa.net
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Friday, August 07, 1998 at 20:24:27 (PDT)
Comment:    i love eeyore!!!!!!!!!!and elmo!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:    Elmo loves... YOU! Unfortunately Eeyore doesn't love you. Actually Eeyore hates you, he thinks you are slow and dull, and your mere presence is making him extremely depressed. However, soon you'll walk away and he'll be left all alone once more, sad and gray.

Name:    Keith C. Estanol (from San Diego, CA)
Home Page:    Revolution Warning
email:    storm@san.rr.com
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Monday, July 20, 1998 at 13:59:31 (PDT)
Comment:    Good moves: Click and Drag interface Auto skeleton joke dispenser Movie reviews Bad moves: The angst ring Punching me in the stomach every time you see me Last notes: My web page has just been ported from GeoShitties, so if you go there and find all sorts of references to its former web site, it's because it hasn't been finished yet. Also, you have not added a review for Small Soldiers or Anastasia. Please rectify this situation. One last thing, you do not mention the pros and cons of mutal funds and virtual universal life. Please consider making an entry for either of these low cost stock options.
Reply:    I'm sorry to say (actually I'm not sorry) that Small Soldiers and Anastasia are not going to get reviews. They're both obviously extremely bad films, why should I spend money on them? There's a reason very few films I rate get bad grades-- I try to avoid seeing them in the first place.

Name:    Gordon Gecko (from Wall Street, New York City)
Home Page:    Buy these stox now!
email:    gecko@xibo.com
Reference:    XIBO.COM sprayed on a wall
Date:    Saturday, July 11, 1998 at 22:34:18 (PDT)
Comment:    So how about this ZAP stock, huh? Is it going to make us all rich or what?
Reply:    ZAP is a cool stock, but is the story fact or fiction?

Name:    Your Humble Waiter
Home Page:    Eat Me
email:    mikey@mikey.mikey
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Wednesday, June 17, 1998 at 13:16:36 (EDT)
Bread Wine
Meat Potatoes
Dinner Table
I have gone to the trouble of setting up a dinner table.
Reply:    I know you're thinking,

[krill]. o O (he 8 my table)

...but I didn't. You used align=right, which sent it off the right edge. Or is that the wrong edge. You have no edge, you are a goober KRILL.

Name:    Cyrill Mann (from City of Angles, CA)
Home Page:     
email:    /dev/null
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Tuesday, June 16, 1998 at 14:46:56 (EDT)
Comment:    Hey Xibo. The j-ster and me is gonna do another East Coast tour week. We'll be available for, like, stuff around June 30-July 3 or parts thereof, depending. We were thinking of staying in a fancy hotel in NYC and doing touristy stuff like seeing shows and things. Are you and Beth going to be around and/or available for pleasant conversation and, like, stuff? NOT a skeleton joke... Q: What happens when you mix Viagra and Rogaine? A: You get hair palms! mikey
Reply:    Which year? WHICH YEAR?? You *know* I have major difficulty planning things that are more than a year in advance. 1998's ok, I think I might be a little busy in 1999, and then in 1900 I'm planning on living in a cabin in the countryside far and away from any machinery with comp00ders in it.

Name:    tariq dhiyebi (from dar es salaam, tanzania)
Home Page:     
email:    dhiyeb1@raha.com
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Wednesday, June 03, 1998 at 03:55:41 (EDT)
Comment:    This is a funky site. fucking wicked man.
Reply:    Thanks. (In the arizonan dialect, the above is considered a compliment. However it should be noted that in some parts of Alabama where they don't get enough oxygen because they're so stiff and tight, the above would be an insult.)

Name:    Xibo, Warrior Princess (from NYC, NY)
Home Page:    Xenalogical Barometer
email:    lesbian_themed_tv_series_r_us@fox.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Thursday, May 21, 1998 at 16:35:06 (EDT)
Comment:    If you have Netscape Navigator 3 click here then continue to surf as usual. You may feel a sudden urge to see a current hit movie.
Reply:    cut it out, roger.

Burma Shave

Name:    Skel E. Ton
Home Page:     
email:    krill@bork.bork.bork
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Wednesday, May 13, 1998 at 14:03:44 (EDT)
Comment:    Q: How does a skeleton keep his hip bone from getting soft? A: Viagra!
Reply:    I don't get it... maybe I missed the punchline...

Name:    Victor BoneGarden
Home Page:    The BoneGarden Estate
email:    Bonegrdn@calweb.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Tuesday, May 12, 1998 at 12:15:36 (EDT)
Comment:    May I add your Site URL to our Home? The skeleton jokes would fit most appropriately. ~Victor
Reply:    Of course you can! Everyone can! Before long, everyone in the entire world will be linked to the Xibological Perimeter, which will surround every thing, and everyone will have to submit to the skeleton jokes!

Name:    reputation would be mo' appro' (from Killroy was here, Buff KABOOM!)
Home Page:    Annoying sexy macho insect haven
email:    cold@copacabana.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Sunday, April 19, 1998 at 16:00:58 (EDT)
Comment:    Interesting CD-collection thou havest there X! Very much surprised though, by the fact that you don't have no Mazzy Star CD's to call your own. Try them, buy them, they'll grow on you I'm sure. Like they did on me as well... Apart from that, hey sorry I posted that HUUUUMONGOUS LADY-PIC here earlier today, just felt like trying that out, checking the limits of your provider and all. Seemed like a fun-thing to do. I think my own provider, for whom I also do some work from time to time, has not yet noticed all the sexually explicit material on my site... Hnehnehne :}


sorry, didn't have any luck sexually for a long damn time. It's making me a REAL psycho-hazard. "The T-shirt!" you say? Yeah, good idea.
Reply:    Well, if I get any negative comments on it I'll have to replace it with a big CENSORED sign.

Name:    Julius (from Amsterdamned, Les Pays Bas)
Home Page:    Freedom In An Unfree World
email:    cold@copacabana.com
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Sunday, April 19, 1998 at 09:22:19 (EDT)

Hey co-usenet-God !
I read your bio and some more and you know what? You're right, I should join the ring! You'll see me enrolling soon...
I have just created alt.idiot.wolf-moonchild and alt.loser.wolf-moonchild
which will turn out to be the least popular newsgroups for sure ;-)
I needed to punish this goody-2-shoes fuckhead somehow
but anyway, I laughed my ass off here

Even COOLER site dood!

Sabrina in 1996
Reply:    Yes, you should join! Then you can spread and increase the angst of the web-browsing masses by showing them even more sexy things they can never have!

Name:    Bob Martin (from Derry, New Hampshire)
Home Page:    Bob's page
email:    sdff@tiac.net
Reference:    Other
Date:    Sunday, April 19, 1998 at 08:15:10 (EDT)
Comment:    I like what I have seen so far. Makes me want to spend some time making my page a little more modern. Makes me realize what a lazy shit I am. Makes me want a faster computer. makes me thirsty. I have more to look at so I am going to cut this short.
Reply:    You can make your page a little more modern by joining The Ring of Angst webring.

Name:    Steve Short (from Fisher, MN)
Home Page:    N/A
email:    neener@neener.mil
Reference:    Other
Date:    Sunday, April 19, 1998 at 02:18:15 (EDT)
Comment:    Kibo rulz! Xibo is a bozo! OK, this is Brian at his cousin's, showing him your stock pix. Hey, why can't I pick the fancy logos and go to their home page? And why don't you add WRAP=PHYSICAL or WRAP=VIRTUAL to this comment box's tag? Brian Excarnate
Reply:    Because, ya see, the comment box uses HTML, which means you don't get to say where the line breaks occur unless you explicitly put them in. This makes it friendly for people who have different fontsizes and windowsizes than you. So don't be so self-centered, and learn to use the center and br tags, and you will become extremely well-adjusted.

Name:    Orion the Hunter (from Bham, AL)
Home Page:    Orion's Domain
email:    webtyrant@cthulu.org
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Tuesday, March 24, 1998 at 18:26:21 (EST)
Comment:    Whoa mikey, links and pics... I'll go one up (at the risk of annoying the hell out of xibo) and put up an applet. Well. there you go. Let's see if it works.
Reply:    Well sure, I can't exactly stop you from putting up poetry magnets, either. But damn, your magnets sure are depressing! There ought to be a xibotic version of poetry magnets. We'll have to work on that.

Name:    Krill Man
Home Page:     
email:    mikey@ontek.compaq
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Tuesday, March 24, 1998 at 15:02:10 (EST)
Comment:    Can I use html markup in your guest book? Like, could I put some java links in here, or maybe a picture...

Smell ya later.

Reply:    Well ya know, Mr. Krill, You Don't Have To! But if you're going to, I guess I can't really STOP you. Some things, ya just gotta live with.

But JESUS FUCK did you have to make it so BIG????

Name:    Krill M. Ann (from Dana Pointy, CACA)
Home Page:     
email:    mikey@ontek.compost
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Friday, March 20, 1998 at 19:21:42 (EST)
Comment:    Okay, the Xibological perimeter surrounds the soft chewy Kibo center, but what is outside the perimeter? Is it guarded with machine guns and laser death rays? The fence, is it electrified with 10,000V? Trained attack dogs rove the no-man's land? Has anyone penetrated the perimeter and lived to tell about it? Heh heh, he said "penetrated."
Reply:    You're Not Allowed to know what lies outside the Perimeter. Really, the Real World is far too horrible to contemplate. Just rest assured that the Perimeter surrounds all of the bozos and every possible "Center", to help prevent the poisoning of people's minds with bozotic thought processes ...IN BED!

Name:    Krill-Man (from Xibonellavilleton, CA, USA, ERTH)
Home Page:     
email:    mikey@ontek.commie
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Monday, March 16, 1998 at 15:56:03 (EST)
Comment:    I have to take my medication now.
Reply:    Take two aspirins and call me in the morning (unless you're allergic to aspirin, or are afraid of the evil electromagnetic rays which come out of the magnets in your phone, in which case you should find alternate treatment).

Name:    Andrew Boardman (from Highlands Ranch, CO)
Home Page:    Andrew F. Boardman
email:    boardman@dimensional.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Tuesday, March 10, 1998 at 20:59:31 (EST)
Comment:    I laughed. I cried. I... well... laughed at Xibo, basically.
Reply:    Just wait 'til the movie comes out!

Name:    Anna (from Cincinnati, Ohio)
Home Page:    george jansen
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Sunday, March 01, 1998 at 13:54:38 (EST)
Comment:    I loved your homepage!
Reply:    Thanks, it was delicious.

Name:    S Hugg (from Reston, VA)
Home Page:    Spiffs Home Page
email:    hugg@pobox.com
Reference:    Other Search Engine
Date:    Monday, February 23, 1998 at 01:57:41 (EST)
Comment:    i am happy to see that xibo is still alive, in this age where alt.angst.xibo.sex contains 99% porn ads... if i had a telnet client on my Psion i would visit evilmud ! ciao...
Reply:    Ah well, that group is Not Allowed to have any real content; after all, several rmgroup messages have been sent on it, but it keeps coming back. My own news server ditched it long ago. As for the porn spam, all newsgroups are getting it now. It's a sad state of affairs, when our young hacker elite can't even take care of these assholes. I guess there's just no alternative but to go find Senator Exon...

Name:    James Alexander (from Astoria ,Oregon, USA)
Home Page:    Jim's Fun Page
email:    jjalex@v-town.com
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Wednesday, February 18, 1998 at 15:56:44 (EST)
Comment:    Hi I just came back to look around some more. I like your page and wanted to see what has been added. Jim
Reply:    Thanks Jim. It's not a page, though, it's a whole site! And it seems to be getting more involved all the time. Check out the movie review index CGI... it really makes it easier to find that review you're looking for.

Name:    Kim K (from Carson, WA)
Home Page:    none
email:    kimk@gorge.net
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Sunday, February 15, 1998 at 14:25:21 (EST)
Comment:    I am having no luck loging on to evil. I tried to visit adult games at night and can't be found.
Reply:    It's not hard... telnet to intac.com 4201. Use a better client, like tinyfugue instead of telnet, for better results. Type "connect guest guest" as the prompts will tell you. For more info, see the (EVIL!)Mud page.

Name:    gina (from westbend, wi)
Home Page:     
Reference:    Other
Date:    Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 22:32:23 (EST)
Comment:    not really sure what a xibological perimeter is this is my first chat
Reply:    A perimeter is the outer edge. The fringe. It is the opposite of a center. The Xibological Perimeter is the opposite of the sum of all kibology centers, and surrounds them all. You're Not Allowed to know any more.

Name:    Josette (from lafayette, IN)
Home Page:    Josette's personal HELL!
email:    tankgirl@cioe.com
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 04:14:43 (EST)
Comment:    the doctors told me i had to give up the cloves, so i did. i bought a $50 pair of bass weegums, but it didn't make me feel better until i wore them without socks. people scare me. why do they want to talk to me even after i dress ugly to frighten them away?
Reply:    Holy shit. So let me get this straight: your doctor gave you advice, and you listened to him? You actually did as your were told, not as you pleased? I don't believe it.

The key to making people go away is not to dress ugly, but to dress scary. People generally look after their own best interests, and if it appears that being near you may bring them close to harm, then they will tend to step away.

On the other hand, you voted for Clinton, so you are getting what you deserve. It's karma.

Name:    FIRE OF žIN (from HELL, HELL)
Home Page:     
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Monday, February 09, 1998 at 22:00:16 (EST)
Reply:    Sometimes I think that when we die, our souls are reaped in the 17th dimension and collected, like coupons, by bizarre beings who are trying to get enough bonus points in order to get free prizes.

On the other hand, sometimes I think that after people die, they get buried.

Name:    Uncle Slacky (from erm, Plymouth I guess, Untied Kingdom)
Home Page:    me no got web page
email:    slacky@spuddy.mew.co.uk
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Tuesday, February 03, 1998 at 10:53:26 (EST)
Comment:    Hi dude Me again....still crazy after all these years. I guess you probably don't remember, but back in '89-'91 we used to correspond quite a bit. You even posted some stuff on t.b when I didn't have access. You might remember me as rsc@ukc.ac.uk. Nice to see you're still around - hey, and married as well! No Kids Yet, I presume? It would appear that you haven't totally sold out, not like that Carasso dude...... Me, I have prostrated myself on the blood-stained, semen-encrusted altar of the military-industrial komplex and am working for British Aerospace on terrain-referenced navigation systems (anyone for a Kalman filter?) Uncle Slacky....... 155 days to X-day!
Reply:    Ooooh! I just L0VE Kalman filters! You should have listed a URL of a k00l Kalman Filter web page as your site. Those things really make me hot. It's been a long time, Uncle Slacky... but July 5, 1998 is not that far away! Make your reservations now!

Name:    James Alexander (from Astoria, Oregon)
Home Page:    Jim's Fun Page
email:    jjalex@v-town.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Monday, February 02, 1998 at 19:31:22 (EST)
Comment:    Hi Great page ! Jim
Reply:    Thanks, Jim. Have a fish. (They're free.)

Name:    Mike Lee (from Xiboxia, Xibofornia)
Home Page:    I have a big bowl of wheaties
email:    mikey@ontek.com
Reference:    Link from friend's page
Date:    Tuesday, January 27, 1998 at 21:33:16 (EST)
Comment:    I think the University of Xibology needs to offer some courses on krill farming.
Reply:    Be sure to take our upcoming seminar, Build Your Own KrillTMFarm. It's starting in Hexember, which is two months before October, but after Pentober.

Name:    esmeralda dacosta (from ne bedford, ma)
Home Page:    webtv
email:    jerky2@webtv.net
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Sunday, January 25, 1998 at 05:25:23 (EST)
Comment:    I don't even know what that means.
Reply:    What it means is that in the end, we are all very far away from the beginning, and we may ask ourselves, "How did we get here?"

Name:    Teller (from Newport News, VA)
Home Page:    New Power
email:    teller@widomaker.com
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Thursday, January 22, 1998 at 18:33:04 (EST)
Comment:    Hey...is this thing on? Geez...
Reply:    It's not just on, it's on FIRE! Whoooo! The Xibological Perimeter is just too hot to trot!

Name:    Orion the Hunter (from Birmingham, AL)
Home Page:    Orion's Domain
email:    hype@mindspring.com
Reference:    Other
Date:    Monday, January 19, 1998 at 20:44:41 (EST)
Comment:    AIEE! Xibo has a guestbook. He's opening his webpage up for comments from the world. Maybe we should turn this into the NEW alt.angst. I'll begin: 'I'm in college, and all these grils, they only go out with jerks, and they won't give me a chance. They say how sensitive and caring I am, and how they need me as a friend, then when I ask them to boink, I get LJBF'd. Oh! my life sucks and I don't know how I'll pull through. Will I ever get laid? Does anyone care? Oh the agony.' Self-mockery is a fun thing.
Reply:    Yes, you too can get laid, but only when you cease to care! You need to develop a certain jaded quality to get past the point of emitting secret loser rays that only LO's can detect. At the same time, you need to act more and more jerklike... but by the time you master all of this, you'll find that these ditzy broads are no longer worthy of your time and you'll be pining for the next great thing.

Name:    Joe Trader (from Wall Street, USA)
Home Page:     
Reference:    Yahoo!
Date:    Wednesday, January 14, 1998 at 13:39:20 (EST)
Comment:    Awesome web page, dude! Like, this is just what I needed after a wild day in the stock market. Now if only I could just find a good place to have lunch in Manhattan where you didn't have to wait forty minutes to get a table...

Name:    Xibo Excarnate (from New York, NY)
Home Page:    The Xibological Perimeter
email:    xibo@xibo.com
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Tuesday, January 13, 1998 at 22:04:23 (EST)
Comment:    Yes, dammitall, I can put my own entries in my guest book. It's a free country, okay? I can do whatever the hell I want! And that's the bottom line! You know why? 'cuz Xibo said so!

Name:    Xibo Excarnate
Home Page:    The Xibological Perimeter
e-Mail:    xibo@xibo.com
Reference:    /* Drunk -- fix later */
Date:    Tuesday, January 13, 1998 at 21:41:03 (EST)
Comment:    Well now, the Xibological Perimeter, y'see, is just one of those things, see, that y'all just have to deal with. It's an inevitable thing, ya know, one of things, that happens sooner or later, and hey, where ever you go, see, there you are.

"Nobody's perfect, we just seem that way."