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A fellow member of the Excarnate family, Brian has most recently been seen in the thriving metropolis of Austin, TX.
I used to think of Dr. Irony as one of the older, more mature people I have known. That was, until I grew old, and now I'm his age, more or less. He's a long-time angst contributor, hailing from Texas.
This legendary figure used to drink caffeinated beverages, write bizarre stories, talk in a bizarre fashion, and drive sports cars at ludicrous speeds. Today, however, he prefers to be called "mikey" and is probably in the market for a nice Volvo station wagon.
Kibo is a BozoTM. Actually he's not my friend, he's more of an arch-nemesis, if you like. He's horrible, he's my opposite, he's the anti-xibo. He doesn't even pronounce my name correctly. Nonetheless, he does have a k00l dog named Spot, who doesn't get anywhere near the credit he deserves. Poor Spot, he's Not Allowed.
A deeply disturbed individual, he doesn't have his own web page yet. Formerly a starving grad student, he's now got a PhD and is employed as an Evil Scientist™, working at one of the most sinister government laboratories in Universe.
A long, long time ago, in a small town far, far away, Robert and I created a musical collision of sound and misery and we called it "Hematocrit: 25". Robert's a very talented musician and artist, but he spends most of his time complaining about the groundwater.
He's BLACK y'all, he's BLACK y'all, he's blacker than BLACK and he's BLACK y'all! (Works for the man, but does not represent.)
Eric's a security buff. That means he knows more about computer security than you do. If you disagree, he'll run you over with his motorcycle.
Orion's angst derived more from having too many grils in his life, as opposed to not enough. He solved this by dumping them all except the one he claimed he'd never get serious with. Oh, and then he married her and is now a stepfather. The mind b0ggles.
The legendary Pope_751 from the story Xibo's Vacation. He was missing for years, but our expert detectives finally tracked him down.
The author of TinyTalk, and an overall really smart guy. Anton's wife and my ex used to be roommates, back when we were all single. Both women are named Beth, isn't that odd? Anton lives near Minneapolis, and enjoys the cold weather there. Isn't that odd?
Wild and crazy dude from Colorado. A major critic of enhancements to web pages such as applets, javascript, music, images, fonts, color, or even bold/italic tags. A real mean minimalist.
Scratch is one of the very few people who are more conservative than I am. His page is not for the timid. Scary thing is, I actually used to work with this guy. He's a bloodthirsty Armenian-- and only a little "politically incorrect".
A fellow alumnus from the original angst-list, which preceded the newsgroup I created, alt.angst. Silver remains unmarried today, even after several years of searching for SNTF.
My brother's name is Teller because if it was Telller, it would have three l's which would be too many. He's a randian objectivist with expertise in video games and Delphi. He's the VP of programming at Performance Support Systems, our father's bizarre multi-rater assessment company.
Just when you think that everyone has run out of angst, Therion gives you fresh new hope for a
future of darkness.