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smeehrrr last connected on May 21, 2003 18:43.
There is a total of 85 reviews by smeehrrr. The average grade is B-.
| Movie Name | Grade | Date Seen |
| 54 | B- | January 26, 2000 |
| Summary: The score so far. | ||
| A Night at the Roxbury | C | January 25, 2000 |
| Summary: Xibo is on crack | ||
| Air Force One | B | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: New rule: No Gary Oldman | ||
| Alien: Ressurection | B | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: It's not Alien | ||
| American Pie | B- | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: A Porky's For the Nineties | ||
| Analyze This | B+ | April 12, 2000 |
| Summary: It made me laugh | ||
| Antz | B | January 25, 2000 |
| Summary: The best animated bug movie of the year | ||
| Armageddon | C+ | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn | ||
| Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me | C | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: Deja Vu | ||
| Avengers, The | D | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: Peeeeee-ew | ||
| Batman & Robin | C- | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: Here's the thing | ||
| Being John Malkovich | A | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: What the hell was THAT? | ||
| Bicentennial Man | C- | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: Enough already | ||
| Blade | B | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: Wall to wall ass-kicking | ||
| Blast from the Past | B+ | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Sweet but not syrupy | ||
| Bowfinger | B+ | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: Surprisingly decent | ||
| Bulworth | B | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Turn if off before the credits | ||
| Charlie's Angels | A | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: These babes can kick my ass | ||
| Conspiracy Theory | C+ | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: Mel does crazy | ||
| Contact | C | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: This could've been a *lot* shorter | ||
| Dark City | A+ | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Thoughful science fiction | ||
| Desperado | A- | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: Mmmmmmm | ||
| Devil's Advocate, The | B- | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: Al Pacino should retire | ||
| Dirty Work | C | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Sophomoric and unoriginal | ||
| Disturbing Behavior | D+ | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: A waste of my life | ||
| Dogma | A | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: It Pissed Off The Catholics | ||
| Dungeons & Dragons | D | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: Oh. My. God. | ||
| Enemy of the State | B | January 24, 2000 |
| Summary: Actionish | ||
| Ever After | B+ | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: I admit it, I'm a sap | ||
| Face/Off | A+ | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: I love this movie | ||
| Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | B- | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: What? What? | ||
| Fifth Element, The | C+ | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: I have a trick for you | ||
| Fight Club | A- | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct | ||
| From Dusk Till Dawn | A | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: It's like two, Two, TWO movies in one | ||
| Galaxy Quest | A- | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: Howleriffic | ||
| Go | B+ | April 12, 2000 |
| Summary: A bit derivative, but good | ||
| Godzilla | D | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Look, it's a big CG lizard | ||
| Heat | C+ | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: My hair actually got longer while watching this film | ||
| I Spy | D+ | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: Yuck | ||
| In & Out | A- | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: A gay movie without AIDS | ||
| Jackie Brown | A | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: A Worthy Effort | ||
| Jerry Maguire | B | April 12, 2000 |
| Summary: I don't get it | ||
| John Carpenter's Vampires | C | January 25, 2000 |
| Summary: Flaccid vampire action flick | ||
| Kull the Conqueror | B+ | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: Good cheesy fun | ||
| L.A. Confidential | A+ | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: That;s a spicy meatball | ||
| Lethal Weapon 4 | C | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: A disappointing end to a flagging series | ||
| Lolita | B- | January 24, 2000 |
| Summary: Unfortunately not kiddy porn | ||
| Mask of Zorro, The | B+ | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: Fluffy Mexican Fun | ||
| Matrix Reloaded, The | D | May 14, 2003 |
| Summary: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE | ||
| Matrix, The | A+ | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: The Greatest Story Ever Told | ||
| Men in Black | A | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: Fun sci-fi comedy | ||
| Mortal Kombat | A- | April 12, 2000 |
| Summary: MOOOOOOOOOORTAL KOOOOOOOOMBAT | ||
| Mummy Returns, The | C- | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: Dammit | ||
| Mummy, The | B+ | April 12, 2000 |
| Summary: Nicely done | ||
| Negotiator, The | B- | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Nice idea, poor execution | ||
| O Brother, Where Art Thou? | A+ | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: My favorite movie of the year | ||
| Orgazmo | A- | January 25, 2000 |
| Summary: How would Heavenly Father be served by me writing a review? | ||
| Out of Sight | A | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Groovy crime fiction | ||
| Pi | D | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: "Hi, I just got out of film school!" | ||
| Planet of the Apes (2001) | C- | May 21, 2003 |
| Pleasantville | A | January 25, 2000 |
| Summary: Wanking off is good for what ails ya | ||
| Postman, The | D+ | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: Costner does it again | ||
| Primary Colors | B | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: It left me flat | ||
| Romeo Must Die | C | April 12, 2000 |
| Summary: A limp noodle | ||
| Rush Hour | B | January 26, 2000 |
| Summary: It's a Jackie Chan movie | ||
| Saving Private Ryan | B | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: OK, I've seen it, now I don't need to see it again | ||
| Scorpion King, The | B+ | May 21, 2003 |
| Summary: Surprisingly unlousy | ||
| Siege, The | C- | January 24, 2000 |
| Summary: Willis and Denzel wank off for two hours | ||
| Sixth Sense, The | A- | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: That Is One Creepy Kid | ||
| Sleepy Hollow | C- | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: Couldn't I Watch Scooby Doo Instead? | ||
| Slums of Beverly Hills | B | January 26, 2000 |
| Summary: Not as bad as all that | ||
| Snake Eyes | B- | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: OK suspense film | ||
| Snatch | A- | May 21, 2003 |
| Soldier | C | January 25, 2000 |
| Summary: I've seen this nonsense before | ||
| South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut | A | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: What would Brian Boitano say? | ||
| Star Trek 9: Insurrection | B- | January 24, 2000 |
| Summary: What he said. | ||
| Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace | C | January 21, 2000 |
| Summary: Crapbag | ||
| Starship Troopers | C- | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: It doesn't work on so many levels | ||
| Talented Mr. Ripley, The | C+ | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: Ouch, my brain | ||
| There's Something About Mary | A | January 27, 2000 |
| Summary: Perverse, disgusting fun | ||
| Tomorrow Never Dies | B | February 7, 2000 |
| Summary: Like a Hong Kong action flick on valium | ||
| Truman Show, The | A | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: See it twice | ||
| Very Bad Things | D | April 27, 2000 |
| Summary: Holy crap | ||
| Wag the Dog | B+ | February 2, 2000 |
| Summary: The most cynical movie ever made | ||
| You've Got Mail | C+ | January 24, 2000 |
| Summary: Sleepful in Seattle | ||
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