Starring: Sharon Stone, Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt

Directed by: NFN Pitof

Produced by: Warner Bros., Village Roadshow Productions

Distributed by: Warner Bros.

Genre: action/adventure

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Review by Xibo Date seen: August 3, 2004
Viewing Location: Midtown East, NYC Grade: D+
Summary: Pretty fucking pathetic!
I'm actually sorry I paid to see this movie... I figured "how bad could it be?" Ha! Oh well. Halle Berry gives one of her worst performances ever; it's hard to believe this is the same actress who starred in Die Another Day. Sharon Stone plays the villain, in a limited and icy role. The storyline is complete shit, it has nothing to do with the real "Catwoman" character or storyline. Hell, to have a Catwoman with no reference to Batman makes no sense. And instead of Gotham, she's in Vancouver. And now she's got magical powers, after being raised from the dead by a magical cat. And, to copy Spiderman, her character spends the first 30 minutes of the film being a pathetic and useless sad sack.

Oh, and the plot? Addictive face cream with side effects? Give me a break! And the direction? Pathetic! And why is Catwoman crawling around on all fours? Oh yeah, magic powers! And the sexy, slinky walk Berry attempted? Just looked totally wrong. Only see this movie if you want to see how bad it truly is.  

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