Dungeons & Dragons
Starring: Thora Birch, Jeremy Irons, Marlon Wayans, Bruce Payne, Justin Whalin, Zoe McLellan, Kristen Wilson
Directed by: Courtney Solomon
Produced by: Silver Pictures
Distributed by: New Line Cinema
|B- B- B-|
|Review by Xibo
||Date seen: December 10, 2000|
|Viewing Location: Chelsea
|Summary: Interesting imagery; shoddy acting.|
|The thing to look for in this film is the computer generated fantasy city, with its soaring spires and castles, as well as the combat scenes with dragons soaring through the skies in dogfights. Everyone in the cast puts in an abysmal performance, and the story is fairly lame as well, leaving lots of loose ends. How does Snails get loose from the thieves' guild? Who knows? Who cares... Just sit back and don't take it seriously, because they sure didn't, and appreciate the work the programmers and artists put in. |
|C C C|
|Review by Finrod
||Date seen: April 21, 2003|
|Viewing Location: dvd
|Summary: Pretty graphics and effects, great dragon effects, otherwise crappy|
|Watch this movie for the graphics and effects, and ignore the plot. I recommend drinking heavily. Richard O'Brian makes an amusing appearance, though.
|D D D|
|Review by smeehrrr
||Date seen: May 21, 2003|
|Viewing Location: WA somewhere
|Summary: Oh. My. God.|
|The cool thing is you can actually SEE the steam coming off this turd of a movie.
"I should put quotes here."