Nice Guys Don't Get Laid
Marcus Pierce Meleton, Jr.
1993 Sharkbait Press
B+
This is a very short book, presenting a simple topic and it's simple solution.
To wit, it's stupid to be a nice guy, and hence, you should be a jerk, and
treat women like shit, all the time.  That way, they'll want to be with you
more, because they think they can change you, and anyways, we all know that
the jerks get the girls and the nice guys don't get anything but the bill.
It's hard to tell if the book is meant as a joke or to be taken in all
sincerity, but it's a great laugh in any case.  If this topic troubles you,
then I definitely recommend picking this book up.